Oh these little fuckers are making a comeback.
-Written by Paul Gogliormella
"Ohhhhh these are going to be worth SO much some day," some snot-nosed mouth-breather in your 4th grade class exclaimed while doting over his Spot The Dog Beanie Baby.
Turns out, that besides for a select view, Beanie Babies are worth, JACK SHIT, and your classmate was wrong! There's just piles and piles of these bad boys and no one wants them.
So what do you do when you don't want something, you can't sell it, and you can't give it away? You throw them out, right?! I'm guessing thats what a lot of you guys might've done.
But not me. Because I see the future. You see these Beanie Babies as junk. I see them as opportunity.
My bold prediction is that in ten years, the will be a new demand for ALL the old beanie babies, not just the rare ones of today. With most of the populations old Beanie Babies in a dumpster in Arkansas there will be a HUGE demand for anyone with the old Beanie Babies, and prices are going to sky rocket!
What once was a burden in your storage closet will soon be your ticket to a Jamaican vacation; and ten years from now when I'm retired off my Beanie Baby money, don't say I didn't warn you.