Bruno Mars Is Jewish

Wow, this is huge news.

-Written by Paul Gogliormella

Although this may be old news to some of you, I just found out today that Bruno Mars is Jewish. After browsing through his wikipedia page, they had written, "His father is of half Puerto Rican and half Ashkenazi Jewish descent, and is originally from Brooklyn, New York. His mother emigrated from the Philippines to Hawaii as a child, and was of Filipino, and some Spanish, ancestry."

I can't tell you why, but us Jewish people love finding out when another person is Jewish.  It's like, imagine collecting baseball cards all your life, and you've only really met a few people who like collecting baseball cards, then all of a sudden, Bruno Mars says that he ALSO collects baseball cards too.  You'd be pretty stoked, probably.

All I know is that if Chapelle's Show did the racial draft today, the Jews have to take Bruno Mars in the first round.