Conway Thinks Microwaves Can Spy On People.
-Written by Paul Gogliormella
Well gang we live in an ever-changing world. Technology is advancing, our devices are becoming smarter, the world is more automated, and apparently microwaves can also turn into cameras. Well, according to Kellyanne Conway.
This is a real quote from her, I wouldn't lie to you guys. When asked about what she thought about Trump's claims that he was wiretapped, she said, "There was an article this week that talked about how you can surveil someone through their phones, through their television set, any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras etcetera. We know that that is just a fact of modern life."
I have so many questions. When she says they "turn into cameras," what does she really even mean? Does she think all microwaves are actually Optimus Prime and can transform into anything they want?
Also love how she added "thats just a fact of modern life," as if microwaves turning into cameras is something that everyone is in agreement with.
HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE SO SUCCESSFUL AND HAVE SO MUCH MONEY?! I know the basics of how a microwave works and Kellyanne Conway doesn't. In my head that makes me more qualified than her in everything ever. Even non-microwave issues.
Better think twice next time you're heating up those leftovers. You never know who's watching on the other end.