Two Guys Knock Each Other Out At The Same Time

Two Fighters From Shamrock FC Knock Each Other Out At The Same Exact Time.

-Written by Paul Gogliormella

Axel Cazares and Alan Vasquez had a fight in Kansas City three days ago and the result was.....strange. So I'm going to bear with you.  I have no idea what Shamrock FC is, but what I do know is that I've never seen anything like this.

I know nothing about competitive fighting, but how is this not a tie?! 'Cause one guy got back up a few seconds before the other? HIS NOSE IS FIFTEEN FEET TO THE RIGHT! Have you EVER seen a nose look like that?  I'm no doctor, but this fella is going to have a little trouble breathing properly I'll tell you that much.

                                               Thats the nose of the guy who WON.

                                               Thats the nose of the guy who WON.

I will say this, incredible presence of mind Alan Vasquez (the winner/person with a Squidward nose) to get back up after having his nose knocked off his face is admirable.