Chris Christie Gives A Speech In A Quick Check

This seems like a good spot.

-Written by Paul Gogliormella

Listen, I'm not going to pretend that  I know what this speech is about, nor will I comment on the speech itself.  To be honest, I'll just take any opportunity to make fun of Chris Christie that I can get.  I just want to point out how ridiculous this picture looks.

The NJ Labor Department tweeted out this picture, saying "NJ Employers Add 12,600 Jobs in February; Unemployment Rate Falls to 4.4%, @NJLaborDept officials join @GovChristie in Cedar Knolls today."  

So hey that sounds like good news, nothing against that.  But what are Christie's PR people thinking?  You can't take a man like Chris Christie, who is known for his affinity with snack foods, and have him give a speech in the MECCA of snack foods.

Maybe Christie was passing some major legislation about Slurpees? Maybe Christie was investigating to see if their foot long sandwich is really 12 inches long?  Or maybe he was trying to find the new official state doughnut of New Jersey?  We may never know.  All I know is that I could I way better job at picking Christie's speech spots than whosever in charge now.