Starburst To Release All Pink Packs

Starburst Announces They'll Release Packs Of Starburst With Only Pink Flavor.

-Written by Paul Gogliormella

That's right, you read that correctly, Starburst is finally giving the people what they want and releasing a pack with only pink, which is bar none the best flavor.  I'm going to be honest with you, I don't even know what flavor pink actually is, all I know is it's the best.

 MAYBE I would accept red if you caught me on a good day, but I'd have to be feeling really generous.  If you say yellow or orange is your favorite flavor then you're dirty brown water trash.  It's that simple.  Yellow and orange are fine as complimentary flavors, but as your favorite?  Can't swing it.

Not that I regularly buy Starburst, but once these drop I see no reason to buy any other pack of Starburst.  When you're opening up a fun size pack, don't you always do a secret prayer that you end up with a double pink package?  Now imagine that happens every time you open a pack.  You're taking luck out of the equation.  It's like playing roulette with an all red wheel.

In a world full of corruption, it's nice to see that some companies are willing to do the right thing.  You're doing God's work Starburst.  Keep it up.