Ya gotta call a spade a spade.
-Written by Paul Gogliormella
Let me preface by saying I like boneless wings. I think they're good and they have a place in the culinary world. However their DISTANT cousin BONE-IN WINGS are the vastly superior option.
First of, boneless wings aren't even wings. They're adult chicken nuggets. I don't know how or why boneless wings were given the "wing" title, but it was a gross mistitle an should be noted as so. If boneless wings are called "wings" then why aren't chicken fingers? They're the same thing, just cut into a different shape.
You can't beat that bone-in FLAVOR. Those boneless nuggets just don't cut it. Something about holding a bone and eating the meat off it is a more!" rewarding experience.
"But PAUL, I don't want to get my fingers all messy!" Well fuck off then, get a napkin, get over it.
Unless you're on like a first date or something I recommend choosing the bone-in option every time. You won't be sorry.