I'm more concerned with what dessert Trump was eating when he made the decision.
-Written by Paul Gogliormella
Ok so the US just dropped their largest non-nuclear bomb on ISIS tunnels in Afghanistan. The bomb is called the Mother Of All Bombs, is 21,000 pounds, 30 feet long, with a 1 mile blast radius. That's about all I know. If you want real coverage on that, I'd look to the experts.
What I want to know, is what desert was Trump eating when he gave the decision on the attack. For those who are out of the loop, here is Trump talking about what he was doing when he ordered the attack on Syria:
"We finished dinner, we're now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen, and President Xi was enjoying it."
Lmao this guy is a nut job. Only he can talk about something so serious, yet throw in so many trivial details. He just could not help himself, he couldn't stay on topic for more than 10 seconds, he HAD to throw in that chocolate cake detail. That's the mark of a great story teller, really painting the picture for his audience. And you know what, I believe him. I bet you that chocolate cake was good as fuck, especially if my boy President Xi liked it, that guy has great taste.
So what I want to know is, what dessert was Trump eating when he ordered this missile strike? Was it apple pie? Maybe lava cake from Applebees? Perhaps just cookies in milk? Whatever it was, I guarantee you it was beautiful and excellent.