Lady Breaks Into Drake's House And Steals Beverages

My girl must've been quite thirsty.

-Written by Paul Gogliormella

Out of all the cool things Drake has to have in his house, the only thing this expert robber took was some drinks.  Not jewelry, not cash, but soda.

According to TMZ, "a member of Drake's crew walked into the house at 10:30 PM on April 3 and found a 24-year-old woman in one of the bedrooms, wearing one of Drake's hoodies."

The woman then claimed that she was supposed to be there, when clearly she wasn't, and the only thing she took was $10 worth of Pepsi, Sprite, and Fiji water.

Now it all makes sense.  Fiji water is basically the elixir of the gods.  That's rich people water.  How much Fiji water is even worth $10, like a drop?

Well even though my girl only took some things to quench her thirst, she's still getting charged with a felony burglary charged.  Didn't she learn anything from Meek Mill?  You don't fuck with Drake.  ESPECIALLY his beverages.