Ivanka Gets Booed At German Summit


-Written by Paul Gogliormella

Ivanka Trump arrived in Germany this morning for what she thought was going to be a summit to discuss women's entrepreneurship.  What she DIDN'T know is that it was actually a ROAST-FEST.

When Ivanka tried to speak about how her father was an advocate of empowering families and women, she was met with a STRING of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOS and hisses.

Like, who is she trying to fool here?  That's like a lion's daughter trying to preach to the savannah that her father is pro-antelope.  You think they're gonna buy that shit?

The summit also lead off with a BANG.  Politico reported that the first question asked was, “You’re the first daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” said the moderator, WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you representing, your father as president of the United States, the American people, or your business?”

What she essentially just asked was, "Uhhhh so what the fuck do you actually do?"  And Ivanka COULDN'T EVEN ANSWER THAT.

Ivanka responded with, “Certainly not the latter,” Trump said. “I’m rather unfamiliar with this role as well. ... It has been a little under 100 days, and it has just been a remarkable and incredible journey.”

What does that even mean?  To translate, Ivanka said, "Yea I don't really know what the fuck I'm doing."  What does a "remarkable and incredible journey" mean? That sounds like something you'd say to an interviewer when describing the internship on your resume.

After she got booed, German Chancellor Angela Merkel said, "You hear the reaction from the audience. I need to address one more point — some attitudes toward women your father has displayed might leave one questioning whether he’s such an empowerer for women.”

I love these Germans man, asking the hard hitting questions.  Why don't American journalists get right to the point like this?

Ivanka responded with another nonsense answer and said, “I’ve certainly heard the criticism from the media, that’s been perpetuated."

And the audience laughed at her.  I fuckin' love it.

What does she think the media did?  They made her father make all those comments?  What fuckin' world does she live in.

I'm hereby advocating booing Ivanka Trump in any public setting from now one.  Ivanka getting some coffee? BOOOOOOOOO! Ivanka talking about her new clothing line?  BOOOOOOOO!  And so on and so forth.