Hash Browns Recalled Because They Are Golf Balls

Yea you read that right.

-Written by Paul Gogliormella

McCain Foods has had to recall their frozen hash browns because they "may be contaminated with extraneous golf ball materials."

So many unanswered questions.  How do you get golf balls in hash browns?  Are they made in the same factory?  Wouldn't you think golf balls and hash browns are made in completely separate locations?  Have golfballs always been in hash browns, and thats what makes them so good?  Does the transitive property apply here? If I bought golf balls, do I have to send them back because they might be hash browns?

We may never know the answer to these questions, the only thing we do know is that someone in McCain Foods has fucked up big time.