Someone Needs To Throw My Guy Some SPF 50.
-Written by Paul Gogliormella
Phelps looks like the kid from class that went on vacation with his family to Aruba but didn't listen to his mom when she told him to put sun screen on the first day.
Phelps looks like Amanda Bynes is about to call him in after finishing a court case.
Yo seriously how does a 31 year old man get that sun burnt? He's been around pools his whole life. If ANYONE should know about proper sun protection it should be him.
The best is the sunglasses tan-line. Really nice touch. All he needs his some beads in his hair so everyone in school knows he went on vacation when he gets back.