Straight out of Slugfest
-Written by Paul Gogliormella
Now guys, I know next to nothing about baseball. But what I DO know is that getting hit with a baseball sucks.
Check out my guy Stephen Piscotty getting nailed once at bat, once at second, and once when he's sliding home:
HE GETS HIT IN BOTH ELBOWS AND HIS HEAD.
Imagine whats going through his head after the first hit. "Ah well that kind of sucked but at least my other elbow is fine."
Slides into second, "AH FUCK WHAT ARE THE ODDS MY OTHER ELBOW, well at least my head is ok."
Slides into home AND GETS HIT IN THE HEAD.
This literally looks like something out of Slugfest 2004 where you could punch other players off the bag if you were on fire.
Well on the bright side, Piscotty got all of his bad luck out of the way at once, he should be set for the next couple of years.