Don't Want It, Need It
-Written by Paul Gogliormella
Watch the real video that McDonald's actually put out:
Now, CLEARLY this video is supposed to be a joke (I think,) but if you go to McDonald's on May 5th, 2017 you can ACTUALLY get one. And guess who isn't going to miss out on this deal? Yea you guessed it ME.
"But Paul, isn't the Frork useless? Can't you just use your fingers?" you may be asking yourself.
Fuck you. That's what I say. I want it, plain and simple.
Also, the number in the video, (1-844-McD-Frork) actually works. I know because I called it. It's a recording of Anthony Sullivan telling you about their three new burgers. Talk about customer service.
I realize that this invention is stupid and pointless, and this is all just a marketing ploy to get people talking about McDonalds. Hey it worked on me; but I'm a fuckin' sucker for innovation. Enjoy eating fries with your fingers, peasants.