Trump's New Twitter Header Freaks Me Out

Classic Case Of The Heebie Jeebies

-Written by Paul Gogliormella

Oh I don't like this one bit.  The last time this many white people gave a thumbs up George Lucas made Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. Only god knows what these people could have possibly been discussing before this picture was taken.  I'm guessing they were either discussing new strategies to kill poor people, or maybe discussing new ways to push old people down staircases.  Either way, the picture makes my skin crawl.

However I think this picture could be a great opportunity for the internet to come up with their own captions.  I've drafted up a few:

  • Thumbs up if you think we need more guns in schools!
  • Just signed an Executive Order protecting baby seal clubbers! Jobs!

You get the point.  I just can't imagine all these people in the room, this happy, with any forseeable positive outcome.